Day 3

Well before I start I would like to address one small issue I've noticed. These movies are not really well known movies, in fact most of them are direct to dvd or television films, and the fact that Im talking in details of the scenes it might be hard to fully understand whats going on. So Im gonna start adding a link to the film's imdb page so you can at least get a better sense of whats going on. Also all of these movies Im watching can be found on Netflix streaming if you so desire. Anyway today's film is:

After Sex http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465375/

• Al-righty, things are starting off great as we just hit the four minute mark and the opening credits have just ended. For a 77 minute movie that reduced the already brief film time considerably. 
• The use of chapter headings (alongside of what I glimpsed from the Netflix description) gives me a feeling this will be more along the lines of a Tarantino pastiche, rather then a unique experience. That might end in its favor.
• Wow this film is really heavy on dialogue, but thats not really able to carry it all the way. I mean having a girl walk around in nothing but a button - down shirt is nice, but you need to give us more.
• So this is another fuck - buddy film. Is it just me or have we had a renaissance of these things within the past few years? Did Hollywood just realize that they're people out there having casual sex?
• Ok I'll admit, I actually like that first scene.
• I love this pasty white kid. Sitting here in his underwear smoking a cigarette, talking about how manly he is all the while cuddling up with a pillow as he lays next to the guy he just had sex with.
• So I don't know who Tanc Sade is as an actor, but the way he is sitting here ranting about how he came out of the closet and it made him feel powerful sounds eerily like the kind of speech Lex Luthor would give to Superman after a successful plot.
• Ah awkward teenage sex.
• Oh Mila Kunis you sure do love your sex scenes; although Im fairly certain that you've had more with girls then guys strangely enough.
• "What does pussy taste like? Does it taste like chicken?" That may possibly be one of the worst things I will hear for this entire project. Thats really fucking gross.
• They're having sex in a library now...
• Now an old couple is complaining about how kids these days have ruined sex for everyone. Huh?
• Now they're saying just how terrible condoms are. Fun fact: The original condom was a mixture of alligator shit and honey that they would shove up their vaginas. Yep, condoms sure do ruin everything.
• 42 minute mark: First bare ass of the film.
• The fact that this film just had the audacity to say R2D2 and C3PO were the first gay couple really, really bothers me. 
• 61 minute mark: So now were following this blonde girl and latino fellow and with every new line of dialogue she is slowly developing a southern accent. 
• But don't worry; turns out the blonde girl was actually a personal escort. That fixes everything!
• I've seen a lot of movies in my brief life span, but I have never seen a film that ended with a deep thoughtful conversation on the topic of cousin fucking until now.

With a stirring two star rating I really thought this film would have nothing to offer. Surprisingly this film had about three exceptional stories to tell (within a total of about 12), but those other stories were just so bad. The good is set so far between and your forced as the viewer to trudge through some pretty awful writing and acting. But I have to admit, so far in this project this was my favorite film.

See you all tomorrow!